the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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