Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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