so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Alive.
So much puke
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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