Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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