How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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