I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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