I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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