Soap is not a condiment
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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