Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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