No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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