in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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