There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I want a musical about memes.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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