what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
