It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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