(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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