you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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