I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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