so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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