Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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