Rock
Scissors
Fuck
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Slut skills are useful in every country.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
