"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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