I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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