walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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