careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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