I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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