a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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