what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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