S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
