Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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