I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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