Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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