he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
MIDGETS
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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