So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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