U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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