My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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