I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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