When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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