I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Someone signed my nipple.
Randomize
