Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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