i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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