If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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