I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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