Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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