This girl is more easily done than said...
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
