We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
vagina is talking i cant
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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