i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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