yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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