im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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