Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Too much gin, very little bucket
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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