All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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