we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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