I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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