he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
